2014 Beyonce would’ve said bitch instead of chick on Ring The Alarm
sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like
my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen
White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election
Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again
hahahah i never saw this.
bless whoever brought it back.
me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now
We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet
I’ve wanted this gif for 5000 years so I made it myself
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty