bitchbot:

twitter convos are thrilling

bitchbot:

twitter convos are thrilling

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17 hours ago on 19 August 2014 ~ 5:24pm 376 notes
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2 days ago on 18 August 2014 ~ 12:43am 411,243 notes
3 days ago on 17 August 2014 ~ 12:42am 2,010 notes

cuntyspice:

2014 Beyonce would’ve said bitch instead of chick on Ring The Alarm

via  somethinglikethrilla  (originally  cuntyspice)
3 days ago on 17 August 2014 ~ 12:42am 2,278 notes
via  apple-who  (originally  lifeslikeacupoftea)
3 days ago on 17 August 2014 ~ 12:39am 199 notes

Samantha Barks in rehearsels for Chicago

via  faceofenthusiasm  (originally  sambarks)
3 days ago on 17 August 2014 ~ 12:29am 7,931 notes
via  i-want-to-be-catherine-tate  (originally  mattsgifs)
3 days ago on 16 August 2014 ~ 11:52pm 46,903 notes

nixxies:

sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

via  enlightenn-me  (originally  nixxies)
3 days ago on 16 August 2014 ~ 11:04pm 201,598 notes

mentalalchemy:

s1uts:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again

hahahah i never saw this.
bless whoever brought it back.

via  brianashton722  (originally  holdmypurse)
3 days ago on 16 August 2014 ~ 11:01pm 151,917 notes

railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

via  maybe-a-sarah  (originally  railroadsoftware)
3 days ago on 16 August 2014 ~ 9:22pm 39,932 notes

shaq-stoned:

jyostar:

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

image

via  maybe-a-sarah  (originally  jyostar)
3 days ago on 16 August 2014 ~ 9:22pm 27,847 notes

sociallyawkwardtoaster:

image

I’ve wanted this gif for 5000 years so I made it myself

via  bondedwiththesea  (originally  sociallyawkwardtoaster)
3 days ago on 16 August 2014 ~ 9:13pm 12,867 notes

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

via  pax-am-daze  (originally  5evamore)
3 days ago on 16 August 2014 ~ 9:09pm 353,296 notes
It’s the warmth of mathematics, warming your heart.
~ Calculus teacher in response to a student commenting that the room was warm (via mathprofessorquotes)
via  faceofenthusiasm  (originally  mathprofessorquotes)
3 days ago on 16 August 2014 ~ 8:48pm 1,430 notes
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