*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
lil boys out here want fuckin 60 dollar video games fuckin 700 dollar video game consoles for christmas
but it’s just girls out here who want expensive gifts lol okay
Parks and Recreation + TV Tropes | Precision F-Strike
“Let’s face it: people swear. However, some movies/shows have a tendency to overdo it. Sometimes it can be pulled off, and sometimes it just sounds stupid. The Precision F Strike is the opposite of this. Put simply, it’s where swearing has been used effectively to add weight to the sentence. The most common way of doing this is when a normally non-swearing character swears, meaning that things have just gotten really fucking serious.”
"This company’s policies are evil, so I won’t buy from them" - yes okay
"This company’s policies are evil, so I’ll let the $8/hr customer service staff know just how I feel" - please no
Hatred toward Cho Chang and Lavender Brown and adoration toward Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape, a study in misogyny, sexism and double-standards by me.
those tags are beautiful
"I try not to read too much online because I always get my feelings hurt, even if someone’s flattering you. Like somebody tweeting, ‘Call me crazy, but I think Amy Poehler’s attractive.’ And you’re like, ‘OK? Thank you?’ Or like someone writing, ‘I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that I’d have sex with Amy Poehler.’"
Do you know what time it is?
MOTHER FUCKING SWEATER GIVEAWAY TIME
Here’s da scoop:
- You don’t need to be following me.
- You can reblog and like once each.
- You need to be comfortable giving me your physical address so I can ship them to you.
- They are all used sweaters (with the first and second place exceptions).
- I’m going to put everyone’s urls in a jar and pick five at random. If I find you twice I’m just going to put that back; you can only win one place.
Dealine is January 8th, and I will post the winners January 10th!
There will be five winners; the first two will get to pick 4 sweaters, and the next two will get to pick 3, and the last will get to pick 2.
You will get to pick your sweaters in order of when your name was pulled out. If you are left with a choice/choices you do not like, I will rearrange accordingly.
Good luck and happy blogging!
Sizes in order of photos:
XL, S, M, XL, M, M, M, M, S, M, L, M, M, M, S, S